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When it’s a big day tomorrow but you can’t fall asleep because you’re too nervous/excited and your brain doesn’t shut up. You’re just lying there, different versions of imaginary scenarios are playing over and keeping your mind active.

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things i hate when some children come to my house

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when i said “dont touch that dont touch that”

they will be like

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The teacher is giving out the test scores, and you and your seatmate are like:

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Oh my fucking god, I’m dead., wsefkdj. Please just marry eachother! Look at the way JGL is smiling at her and her beauty and omg, ily forever.

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oh god. god. vulva.

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HENRY NGUYEN

Girl: I’m having heart surgery today.
Boy: I know.
Girl: I love you!
Boy: I love you more, much more!

After surgery, when the girl woke up, only her father is next to her bed.

Girl: Where is he?
Father: You don’t know who gave you the heart?
Girl: What? (She starts crying)
Father: I’m just kidding, he went to the toilet.

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